Quidnune: I got nothin.
Simulacrum (n): A realistic simulation of something totally unreal.
Atticism: an Atticus "ism"- something that Atticus Finch often says.
Example: "Hold your head high, and keep those fists down." Nonevent: The opposite of an event, where people don't get together to not eat, socialize, and spend time together. AKA -- a family reunion.
Real definition: an event or situation that is anticipated but does not occur, or occurs with much less than the expected impact, especially one that has been wildly publicized. Collywobbles: If there was a such thing as whale ransom, collywobbles would be the extreme amount of currency that you would need to pay to get your secret agent whale back.
Real definition: intestinal cramps or other intestinal disturbances; a feeling of fear, apprehension, or nervousness Magniloquent: A mesmerizing combination of magnificent and eloquent. AKA -- a unicorn.
Real definition: speaking or expressed in a lofty or grandiose style; pompous; bombastic; boastful Variorum: A new breed of Valium that instead of putting people to sleep makes them extremely hyper like an ADHD sugar-induced 4-year-old.
Real definition: containing different versions of the text by various authors Switcheroo: A kangaroo that is in possession of a switch. What is a switch......? Only the kangaroo knows. As for asking him about it.... 0/10 would not recommend.
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